Update update: I know it says I want to meet men, but if you read below you'll see what I mean by that... I appreciate the attention, but it's just not gonna happen. Update: I must warn you all that I'm doing my best to bring ratchet back, although I've finally stopped trying to make fetch happen. Fetch is never going to happen :/ Ever Seen Revenge of the Nerds? Yeah, it's like that... Hello, one and all! I'm a professional nerd by day, but an energetic, fun loving nerd by night. I'm looking for women and couples to have fun and be friends with, both in and out of the bedroom. I know this is weird for this site, but I do like to get to know someone as a person before I jump into the sack (or kitchen counter, or car backseat, or...). I would label myself as hetero-flexible. I'm not scared of a penis or two (after all, I have one of my own) but would prefer to meet them in the company of a woman as well.

My Ideal Person I know it's cliche, but age, race, size, and whatever else physically you can think of don't matter to me. It's the person themselves that I want to have fun with, and if our minds match, then nothing else will matter. I like people who can have fun without being too serious, and who aren't too hung up on material things. Life is too short to worry about that stuff!

That being said, I'm a sucker for a nice smile, and naughty glint in the eye, and a butt to die for. Hey, we all have likes, right?!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The middle of a park, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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