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How big is your pickle?
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How big is your pickle? I ordered a sandwich for lunch today from the Freaky Fast people.... Pickle on the side. "Oh my God, that's a giant pickle. I just wasn't expecting it to be so big...." It took 2 hands just to hold that damn pickle.... It would have taken an axe to cut that bad into pickle spears. "I don't think I'm going to be able to fit this thing in my mouth." From the corner of the break room I heard the Hipster Beard burst out laughing. "Do you know how hard it has been to not comment on that!!" I was now laughing too. "That's the first time I've ever heard a woman complain that the pickle is too big." "It all depends on where you've got to put the pickle." And, that was all she wrote. Everyone within earshot of the conversation was now dying and laughter could be heard out on the sales floor. I don't think I can ever look at a pickle the same way again. |
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mgs me for seen my big and hard one 
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mgs me for seen my big and hard one
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I love pickles.... 
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All one can say is you created a smile in a down time..For a moment the world around them was just a smile!!! Enjoy and be safe!!
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visit my profile looking my pikcle very hard
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visit my profile looking my pikcle very hard
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All one can say is you created a smile in a down time..For a moment the world around them was just a smile!!! Enjoy and be safe!! Be sure to look in at lonlyforlove2 . It may make you smile
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Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle. 
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Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other? 
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Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other? Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle. Vive La Difference
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It seemed you got yourself in a right pickle
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All yours for the taking!
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Mine comes in varying sizes depending on how much you handle it
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I've never had pickle envy until now, thanks! 
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It seemed you got yourself in a right pickle
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All yours for the taking!
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Mine comes in varying sizes depending on how much you handle it
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my first thought was...how BIG was the jar that the pickle came in ? Thanks for the chuckle to go with my morn coffee.
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I've never had pickle envy until now, thanks!
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oh my.... LOL!
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My pickle is not to hold and taste. View my video and let me know your thoughts. 
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there is only one way to find out come see
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My pickle continues to grow for you as you lick it. If you're good it could get to 7 inches and hard to get out of the jar..
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Probably the Grand Daddy of all Gherkins! 
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I will be tasting that 🥒 Sunday. Yes girl just need that 🥒😁
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I don't want a pickle. I wanna ride my motor sickel.
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lmfaooooo
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guess a pickle can be as big as you want it. I was not blessed with a big pickle sorry to say.
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So....? How did it taste? 🤔
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there is only one way to find out come see
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My pickle continues to grow for you as you lick it. If you're good it could get to 7 inches and hard to get out of the jar..
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Look, you are only going to get idiotic replies from retarded bed wetting men with minds like smashed potatoes on here.🤔
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Probably the Grand Daddy of all Gherkins!
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I will be tasting that 🥒 Sunday. Yes girl just need that 🥒😁 The light of the lighthouse calms me.  flannel_light
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I don't want a pickle. I wanna ride my motor sickel.
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Look, you are only going to get idiotic replies from retarded bed wetting men with minds like smashed potatoes on here.🤔
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1 post 1/7/2021 6:00 pm |
lmfaooooo
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guess a pickle can be as big as you want it. I was not blessed with a big pickle sorry to say.
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So....? How did it taste? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it. The Official AFF Top Blogger Awards For 2020 Are You a Slut in a Short Story Or a Player In a Novel Miracle Pills and The Myth of Winning a Bet With the Devil
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