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Today Today was a bit of a shit-show... Thank God that nightmare is over. At the gym tonight I watched as Heavily Tattooed Gym Lady sprayed herself in the face with the antiseptic cleaner. It was completely by accident, don't ask me how, but I couldn't stop myself from chuckling. How on earth does one 'accidentally' spray a giant spray bottle of cleaner into their OWN face?? Really makes you wonder, sometimes, just how some people make it through life.... Then again, who am I to judge... I found a pistachio in my bra when I changed to go to the gym tonight. |
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Nuts in the gym and nuts in your bra  Yep, the world's gone mad!
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Okay, I admit it. I'm the squirrel that dropped it there. When I return looking for it, I'm thinking, this isn't the way I planned to lose a nut with her... By the way, was it salty? 
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LOL With a pistachio? That would hurt!
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I found a sausage and two new potatoes in my pants the other day, funny that eh? I once heard of a girl who had two nipples on one breast, are you sure you weren't confused?  Interesting side note... My nipples are different from each other. LOL
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As long as you remember eating pistachios, you should be ok
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Nuts in the gym and nuts in your bra Yep, the world's gone mad!
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Okay, I admit it. I'm the squirrel that dropped it there. When I return looking for it, I'm thinking, this isn't the way I planned to lose a nut with her... By the way, was it salty?
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8/5/2020 6:13 am |
I mean like I would be delighted to suckle on your clit and finish inside you with you having an amazing ejackulating experience exploding deep in your pussy raw"witch iv never done with someone" we stare each other in the eye with love and trust and when its finally possible to pull out you tell me that it's time to tie me down you want to tie me down and study /manipulate and control my body and I say yes my goddess and you tie me up and we talk about life when you don't like my responds you give a little cock and ball torcher and when you like my responds im Told to eat and you sit on my face for a min or two fingering yourself and eventually climaxing all over my face . . . And we continue throughout the night till sunup a f you tease me repeatedly that yr pregnant but reassure me that your not ... Plus anything else you can think would be a fun hot exciting kinky experience
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I found a sausage and two new potatoes in my pants the other day, funny that eh? I once heard of a girl who had two nipples on one breast, are you sure you weren't confused?
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As long as you remember eating pistachios, you should be ok
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I mean like I would be delighted to suckle on your clit and finish inside you with you having an amazing ejackulating experience exploding deep in your pussy raw"witch iv never done with someone" we stare each other in the eye with love and trust and when its finally possible to pull out you tell me that it's time to tie me down you want to tie me down and study /manipulate and control my body and I say yes my goddess and you tie me up and we talk about life when you don't like my responds you give a little cock and ball torcher and when you like my responds im Told to eat and you sit on my face for a min or two fingering yourself and eventually climaxing all over my face . . . And we continue throughout the night till sunup a f you tease me repeatedly that yr pregnant but reassure me that your not ... Plus anything else you can think would be a fun hot exciting kinky experience
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You know those little teenie weenie, cologne samplers? Those little glass ones? I've sprayed myself in the face while aiming at my wrist. I couldn't see the arrow. 🤔😮
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hmmm my gf just stores her ear buds in the cleavage of her 34DD ,she flashed em at me the other day , witch lol but i'm an assman ,she must have forgotten
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like that would keep me out. 
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I find all kinds of things in my 36DD bra...i tell yah...I come with my own built-in crumb catcher!!!! and sometime it works as flotation device...i am trying as a air bag, next but probably just as bad as Takata's air bag...maybe i should not try...lol...
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That's the perfect place to keep your snack food safe from others who might want to raid it! lol
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Maybe.... But, it was a trigger sprayer. It's kind of hard to mistake those, I always know which way the Windex nozzle is pointing.
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Travel snack! Lol
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You know those little teenie weenie, cologne samplers? Those little glass ones? I've sprayed myself in the face while aiming at my wrist. I couldn't see the arrow. 🤔😮 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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hmmm my gf just stores her ear buds in the cleavage of her 34DD ,she flashed em at me the other day , witch lol but i'm an assman ,she must have forgotten
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8/4/2020 7:41 pm |
That's the perfect place to keep your snack food safe from others who might want to raid it! lol
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8/4/2020 7:28 pm |
Shit show Love it
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I find all kinds of things in my 36DD bra...i tell yah...I come with my own built-in crumb catcher!!!! and sometime it works as flotation device...i am trying as a air bag, next but probably just as bad as Takata's air bag...maybe i should not try...lol...
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That's the perfect place to keep your snack food safe from others who might want to raid it! lol Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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maybe she was trying to "inject" that antiseptic into her system to prevent the Corona virus, like some idiot suggested. I wouldn't even think about that pistachio you found, unless you weren't eating any today.
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8/4/2020 5:51 pm |
maybe she was trying to "inject" that antiseptic into her system to prevent the Corona virus, like some idiot suggested. I wouldn't even think about that pistachio you found, unless you weren't eating any today.
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