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** Maturity ? 😻😲👀  Is it showing so much now?. Well since he is tormenting me with it, I thought I would share with you A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'.." *********************** An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his , a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his . "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, ; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love to hear them say "you don't look that old." ------------------------------ --- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. ------------------------------ --- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. ******************** When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. ------------------------------ - One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. |
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Those were great! Only one that I had a problem with .... I loved Algebre. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Those are so cute, and so true
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Lol good one. Your not old hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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9/14/2019 8:51 am |
great sayings. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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Good morning Pal, thanks for the morning chuckles especially that Surgeon one..lmao.. too funny and too true. I hope you have a great day..Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Haha! (Well, I've never thought of it as bragging, but it's true, I do not look my age, and I'm happy to tell people how old I am, lol.) "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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Those were great! Only one that I had a problem with .... I loved Algebre.
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Those are so cute, and so true
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Lol good one. Your not old hugs V 
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great sayings.
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Good morning Pal, thanks for the morning chuckles especially that Surgeon one..lmao.. too funny and too true. I hope you have a great day..
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My pleasure
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Haha! (Well, I've never thought of it as bragging, but it's true, I do not look my age, and I'm happy to tell people how old I am, lol.)
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