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Blogs > hotdreamer1000 > While I was Dreaming

What is a Hose Woman?  

hotdreamer1000 64M
8671 posts
3/16/2021 6:03 am

Last Read:
4/6/2021 4:30 am
What is a Hose Woman?

There are Hose Women now as well as Worm Women. I know this to be true, because Hiippiechick said so.

What are Hose Women I wonder?

Maybe those sexy women I see around who wear those figure hugging leggings? Or the girls at the car wash? Or maybe a dominatrix who will whip you with a garden hose pipe before dragging you off into the dahlias for a quick bunk up behind the potting sheds?

Women who will only have sex with a man who has a knob like a hose?

Who knows about the Hose? Or I suppose that could be spelt 'hos?

hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
3/16/2021 8:38 am

 Just in case there are words missing in the post:

There are Hose Women now as well as Worm Women. I know this to be true, because Hiippiechick said so.

What are Hose Women I wonder?

Maybe those sexy women I see around who wear those figure hugging leggings? Or the girls at the car wash? Or maybe a dominatrix who will whip you with a garden hose pipe before dragging you off into the dahlias for a quick bunk up behind the potting sheds?

Women who will only have sex with a man who has a knob like a hose?

Who knows about the Hose? Or I suppose that could be spelt 'hos?


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
3/16/2021 9:57 am
    Quoting  :
Good point, it could have been "horse." But if we are going down the typo route, then maybe I know really, what it was meant to be. But then Hip said she would never leave a typo, lol.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
3/16/2021 11:48 am

 Hose is the latest in bait for coarse fishing, obviously which is why you have worm women and hose women. Ye put a pair of used ladies tights in the water, kinda acts like chum, with all those feromones!!!

Hope you're well McDream!


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
3/16/2021 12:59 pm

 I love the idea of a garden dominatrix whaling on someone with a hose (in the kink community, ordinary objects that can be used for bdsm purposes are called "pervertables" - I've now added garden hose to the list).

Hmmmm perhaps I need to build a taller back yard fence...


Violette001 51F
4619 posts
3/16/2021 1:42 pm

 I read it as Horse woman too! and i thought --- there's only Horse men! They're called Centaurs! And Goat men! Fauns.

I have a feeling spring is on it's way! we're having all kinds of wild life showing up in the blogs!!!
"Do not put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket"
--Author Unknown


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
3/16/2021 2:21 pm
    Quoting  :
Yeah, I know that. It's annoying, I feel for you. I think this was really a typo, but I was just having a bit of fun with it.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
3/16/2021 2:22 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Hose is the latest in bait for coarse fishing, obviously which is why you have worm women and hose women. Ye put a pair of used ladies tights in the water, kinda acts like chum, with all those feromones!!!

    Hope you're well McDream!
Oh yeah, okay Lindo, I'll try that, thanks mate.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
3/16/2021 2:24 pm
    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I love the idea of a garden dominatrix whaling on someone with a hose (in the kink community, ordinary objects that can be used for bdsm purposes are called "pervertables" - I've now added garden hose to the list).

    Hmmmm perhaps I need to build a taller back yard fence...
OMG, I never knew that - pervertables huh? Thanks Smarty. Now you have me imagining trying to look over your fence!


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
3/17/2021 2:54 am
    Quoting Violette001:
    I read it as Horse woman too! and i thought --- there's only Horse men! They're called Centaurs! And Goat men! Fauns.

    I have a feeling spring is on it's way! we're having all kinds of wild life showing up in the blogs!!!
That calls something else into question V, and I am on it. Watch out for my next post!


Violette001 51F
4619 posts
3/17/2021 7:33 am

 I LOVE this!! it TRUly IS SprinG!!! Ideas are sprouting all over the place too!!
"Do not put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket"
--Author Unknown


hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 posts
4/5/2021 7:47 pm

 You're a riot, Dreamer, getting people all sexed up over a typo!
Elevate me...


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
4/6/2021 4:30 am
    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    You're a riot, Dreamer, getting people all sexed up over a typo!
It's a new fetish - word play!


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